I was going through a really hard breakup. She had broken up with me outside of my building and so I went inside after she dumped me and was hysterically crying in my apartment. And then that was the first time that I heard the girls above me. I heard a kind of shriek and I stopped crying for a moment. I heard one of the girls say, “Oh my God, does pubic hair turn gray as you get older?” And so as I was hysterically crying, I kind of paused for a moment and a couple of things were going through my mind. One being, “Who are my new neighbors? And am I going to be able to hear them and everything they say?” And then also, “Uh, does pubic hair turn gray as you get older?”
So, I went on Google and actually Googled, “Does public hair turn gray as you get older” and I found out it does. That took over, I don’t know, about five minutes of my time and that was kind of the first introduction to them. Which was nice because it was, it was a distraction for a moment from this breakup. And little did I know, of course they were going to become a much bigger part of my life from there.
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Some personal favorites
Dear GAM, "I went black, now I kinda wanna go back again." I was half way up the stairs before I realized you were talking about your hair.
Dear GAM, "Jen went down on Tom while he played a video game. Gross!" Was it Mario Kart? That would be the Nintendo equivalent to road head.
Dear Girls Above Me, "What oil spill? I thought I heard there was a flood somewhere." Current events must feel like a Rubik’s Cube to you.
Dear GAM, "Who do you think has the biggest dick on the Lakers?" Can't you just be quiet and let me enjoy this win--definitely Ron Artest.
Dear Girls Above Me, Sometimes when you’re having sex, I play you in Jenga. Right now I’m winning 3 games to 2.
Recently he also delivered this present to their door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWLtNQld4Tg
